Drink Responsibly…
I was very disturbed by the news that Coca-Cola is no longer going to be distributing Vanilla Coke. They said Vanilla coke consumption is down by 43%. They are going to revamp it and add Black Cherry so that it’s going to be Black Cherry Vanilla coke. I’m not a big soda drinker anyway but when I did socially imbibe the stuff, my friend I could have sworn that Vanilla Coke made us crazy. I wonder what adding Black Cherry is going to do. Coca-Cola, I’m sure, has done some mass marketing research to think it’s a good idea. Yea. Okay. Whatever. Why the hell am I even writing about this?